words in movies
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
MONICA: Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
JOEY: I don't know.
CHANDLER: I don't know, Richard's really nice and everything, uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, ya know, and plus he's, ya know, old [Monica gives him a glare] -er than some people, but, uh, younger than some buildings.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
MONICA: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.
PHOEBE: Oh yeah. You know, I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed.
MONICA: Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
CHANDLER: You don't like that show?
Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
MONICA: Well, maybe you don't need them.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
JOEY: I don't feel like talkin.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
ESTELLE: Don't worry about it already. Things happen.
RACHEL: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!
JOEY: Well don't just say.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).
RACHEL: So don't do it.
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
CHANDLER: Don't play with his things.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I don't know.
RACHEL: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
MONICA: I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
PHOEBE: Um well I don't really. Just genetically. He's kinda my dad too.
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
JOEY: Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.
JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I don't know I guess I just got scared.
JOEY: Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!
TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
PHOEBE: That you don't stop talking about it.
MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.
MONICA: No. See you don't understand.
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
CHANDLER: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
MONICA: It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
ROSS: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Ross: No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
PHOEBE: Nope. You don't want to see a face covered with pox.
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Joey: I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Malcom: Uh-huh, I don't know.
Rachel: No, no, no, wait! Okay, okay. Don't! I'll go, I'll go!
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!