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Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
Phoebe: I cant believe I still dont know what happened to the window in the attic!
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Supervisor: We dont need any toner.
Supervisor: Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner, but thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Mr. Geller: I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please, please dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross finds something of interest in one of his boxes.)
Mr. Geller: You dont secretly smoke do you?
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Earl: Okay, I dont need any toner because Im going to kill myself.
Rachel: You dont even know!
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Rachel: Well look, if you dont like this (The audiences laughter at Chandlers progress cuts out the rest of Rachels line.)
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Phoebe: No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang up on me!!!
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
Marge: Sorry, I dont know any Earl.
Phoebe: Im not gonna give you tips! Look dont you see that this-this this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I dont need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished theyd care just a little bit though.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I dont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Rachel: Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Joey: I dont know! Charity?
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think so dear.
Rachel: But Joey you dont have $20,000!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Kristen: You look strong, why dont I take that and you grab one of the boxes.
Ross: Ohh, I dont think so.
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Ross: No! Pick me! I dont want to end up an old maid!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: I dont know, yknow? I feel a little umm No, yknow what? Nevermind, Im gonna be fine.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Chandler: (putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
Phoebe: Well, I dont think Monica is gonna take this away.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont really their permission.
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
Chandler: Okay, dont say anything, you might scare it away.
Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I dont care!
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Rachel: No you dont know why!
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Rachel: Well no, I dont smell anything.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Joey: Look, Chandler I dont think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Joey: I dont want to, Im scared.
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Joey: Oh uh, I dont know the boat way to say this, but uh never!
Joey: I dont know why you just dont say left.
Joey: All right thats it! Youre yelling and I dont see you taking your top off! I quit!
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Joey: What youdont hold it like that! Youre lettin all the good stuff fall out.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Chandler: I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Phoebe: I dont have it!