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Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Rachel: Oh wait, dont you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?
Ross: No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont
Rachel: But! Dont you have to give him his money back?
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Phoebe: I dont know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
Joey: Yeah, you dont want that.
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah! Dont worry about me, Ill be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)
Phoebe: Uh, I dont think so!
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Rachel: Well no, I dont smell anything.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Joey: Look, Chandler I dont think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Joey: I dont want to, Im scared.
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Monica: No, you dont want this. I want to have your grandmothers cookie recipe.
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Joey: Oh uh, I dont know the boat way to say this, but uh never!
Joey: I dont know why you just dont say left.
Joey: All right thats it! Youre yelling and I dont see you taking your top off! I quit!
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Joey: What youdont hold it like that! Youre lettin all the good stuff fall out.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Chandler: I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Ross: Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im over it already.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Joey: Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Erin: Look, hes a really great guy and I know that you really want this to work out, but I just dont see this having a future.
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: But we dont know the neighbors.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Joey: Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, Im dating this girl whos also seeing another guy. But, I dont know, Im not to worried about it.
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Ross: Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Erin: Hi. I dont mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?
Joey: I dont know.
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Ross: I dont think you have much choice.
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.