words in movies
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Chandler: I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Chandler: (incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
Monica: Hmm, I dont know. We really have to talk this through.
Monica: Yeah, like I dont know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
Joey: Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Rachel: It kinda worked. I mean yknow, I dont know about you buy I havent thought about our thing since all this.
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)
Joey: I dont know! But its the same!
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Oh, you dont have to do that every time.
Phoebe: Well, why dont you just get him fired?
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
Wayne: Dont touch him!
Joey: Yeah? Well, I dont want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. (They shake hands.)
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Joey: Ross, you dont have to yell.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Phoebe: Dont even get me started on yours!
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Rachel: No you dont!
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Chandler: Oh well, we dont because we got the other pl-place.
Customer: I dont know. (Pause) Let me see the ring.
Ross: I dont know.
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Joey: What?! I dont have 20,000!
Rachel: Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Joey: I dont know! Charity?
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think so dear.
Rachel: But Joey you dont have $20,000!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Kristen: You look strong, why dont I take that and you grab one of the boxes.
Ross: Ohh, I dont think so.
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Ross: No! Pick me! I dont want to end up an old maid!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: I dont know, yknow? I feel a little umm No, yknow what? Nevermind, Im gonna be fine.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Chandler: (putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
Phoebe: Well, I dont think Monica is gonna take this away.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont really their permission.
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
Chandler: Okay, dont say anything, you might scare it away.
Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I dont care!
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Rachel: No you dont know why!
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!