words in movies
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Chandler: I dont think the flash went off.
Joey: I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Phoebe: Why dont you just try one?
Rachel: Well, I dont know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mr. Geller: (looking at the picture) Why dont I remember this dog?
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Phoebe: You dont have to put a good spin on everything.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Ross: Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Rachel: It kinda worked. I mean yknow, I dont know about you buy I havent thought about our thing since all this.
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Phoebe: Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Rachel: Okay, dont listen to him. Please?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Phoebe: Umm, I I just think you dont expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.)
Joey: Oh, I dont watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, yknow?
Phoebe: Well I dont, I dont have a mother so often I forget that other people
Rachel: I dont know.
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Joey: But the auditions in a couple hours and I dont even understand the game.
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
Chandler: Let me think. Let me thinkOh! I dont care.
Chandler: I dont think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Phoebe: Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Joey: I dont know, but it smells good. (He gets up and heads for the door only to stop short and start laughing.)
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
Rachel: Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Rachel: I do. I really do. I dont know anything.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Mrs. Green: Well then you really dont need me to live with you.
Rachel: Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing!
Monica: All right, well why dont I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Phoebe: Oh you dont know.
Phoebe: Yknow! You dont make a very good first impression.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Phoebe: Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Rachel: Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Phoebe: I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Chandler: You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
Joey: Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything!
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?
Chandler: I dont know, five hundred dollars?
Woman: Dont worry about it.
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Evil Bitch: Dont you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Joey: Yeah, just a crush! Thats all this is! Its a crush! Im Joey; I dont get deep feelings.
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Cliff: I dont think so.
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Monica: I dont want to say.
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that youre gonna have the baby and I dont want to lose again!
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Joey: You dont have to worry about that okay?
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
The Food Critic: I dont see any reason why I would do that to myself again.
Chandler: Well maybe you dont have to tell him anything.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Joey: Yknow, I dont really know her.
Joey: I dont know! Maybe shes crazy! (Storms out.)
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Chandler: Dog grooming huh? Okay, just dont make my tail too poofy.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Mr. Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont think so! Arent you ovulating?
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Monica: I dont feel good right now.
Rachel: Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.