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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)
(Everyone heads for the door.)
(Monica opens the door.)
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
(They come to a door and silently agree to try it. A very sweaty woman emerges)
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
[Rachel opens the door.]
[Ross runs to Rachel's bedroom, knocking on the door.]
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
(Another sweaty woman comes to the door and speaks to her friend)
RACHEL: [answering the door] Mr. Treeger.
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[There's a bang at the door.]
[Three slow knocks on the door.]
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
Chandler: (still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
[knock at the door]
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
KID: [shouting out the door] She's here.
[knock at the door]
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
[knock at the door]
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
CHANDLER: Alrighty. [we see Chandler's pants drop from under the stall door]
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...[Eddie forces his head in the door] Ahhh. Have we met?
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
[Joey opens the door]
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
[Joey walks to the door. He stops, turns around.]
(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monicas door, they all jump back at the sound.)
[knock at the door]
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
[Monica slams the door back shut]
Joey: Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage.]
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
PHOEBE: There isn't time. You must leave everything. They'll take care of you next door.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
(Monica answers the door)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
(Chandler kicks the door closed, angrily. His clothes are askew, he looks beat.)
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
(There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles)
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Phoebe: Then Im gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
Rachel: (opening the door) Hi Daddy.
Ross: (entering) Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up, which Chandler returns as he closes the door.)
ESTL: Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? [a knock on the door] Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
Phoebe: (running through the door) No! Oh! Youre alive! Youre alive!
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
[Theres a knock on the door.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. Ill be in the closet.
Ross: Okay, okay! Im going. Im going. (goes across the hall to knock on another door.)
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)