words in movies
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monicas door.]
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)
Phoebe: Great! Umm (Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again.)
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Monica: Thank you! (He tries the door again and Monica glares at him.)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)
(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Chandler knocks on the front door. Joey answers the door.]
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Joey: Wow thanks! (He goes into his bedroom and closes the door.)
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Monica: (outside the door) Its Monica, open up!
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandlers door.]
Joey: All right, Im gonna go! (Gets up and heads for the door.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
[Scene: The Bings�. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone�s knocking at the door.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
(Joey closes the door behind her.)
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
(Monica opens the door.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]
Monica: Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
(She opens the door.)
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)