words in movies
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)
[knock at the door]
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
[Monica slams the door back shut]
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Joey: Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage.]
PHOEBE: There isn't time. You must leave everything. They'll take care of you next door.
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
(Monica answers the door)
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
(Chandler kicks the door closed, angrily. His clothes are askew, he looks beat.)
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
(There is a knock on the door, Phoebe answers it, its Mr. Heckles)
Phoebe: Then Im gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
Rachel: (opening the door) Hi Daddy.
(There is a knock on the door.)
[Theres a knock on the door.]
Ross: (entering) Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up, which Chandler returns as he closes the door.)
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
Ross: Okay, okay! Im going. Im going. (goes across the hall to knock on another door.)
Phoebe: (running through the door) No! Oh! Youre alive! Youre alive!
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
ESTL: Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? [a knock on the door] Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. Ill be in the closet.
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Monica: The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, (high pitched) rweee!!
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. Theres a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandlers door, and starts to complain about the noise.]
(The door opens.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.]
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
Chandler: (to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they all turn there backs on her.)
Joey: (still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the hall) Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.
Ross: She was blonde? (he looks surprised for a while, but then gets a "gotcha" expression on his face... There's knocking at the door.) Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.
Phoebe: No, y'know what dont close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking themselves out.) cause the... keys...are in there.
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
Joey: Thanks for stopping by. See ya! (Throws them out and closes the door.) (To Cecilia) I-I am so sorry. I
[Monica answers the door. Its Fun Bobby.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Carol: (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!
Joey: (opening the door) And there you go!
(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Ross: (outside the door) So Im gonna take off then!
Carol: (answering the door) Hi!
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe is opening the door.]
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but theres a knock on the door that awakens him.)
(Sergei goes up to her at her door and says something.)
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Rachel: (angrily) BACK OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
(Chandler opens the door, finally.)
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, it'll be fun. [throws a tennis ball at Eddie's bedroom door]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is running to answer the door.]
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Ross: Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in!! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!!
(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)
Mr. Kaplan: (opening the closet door revealing that its full of tangled up hangers.) I need these hangers separated ASAP. (she is stunned) Youre welcome.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?
Phoebe: (knocks on the door) Jason?
Phoebe: (at the door) Knock, knock, knock.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]
(She opens the door and whips back the curtain. It's Joey. They both scream)