words in movies
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: No.
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Dr. Biely: Three for excavation and two for analysis.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Dr. Harad: All right. Here's your first baby.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 3! (Rachel jerks back on 3.)
Dr. Miller: Sit down.
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Dr. Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
DR. REMORE: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
Dr. Long: (looks at her beeping pager) Oh, Ill be right back. And, uh, I know its really not my place, but please dont name your child Phoebo.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
Dr. Harad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Hope! Hope!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Youre not dying Hope, youre gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Dr. Wesley: Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.
Dr. Wesley: (with evil dripping off his tongue) Remoray!
Dr. Roger: What people?
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]
Dr. Miller: Almost! But first, we gotta start.
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Dr. Roger: They have parasites?
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
Dr. Miller: Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Dr. Rhodes: He's good with rear things, bring him in too.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.