words in movies
Joey: Dr. Drake Remoray. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: All right.
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Dr. Zane: Ready?
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: No.