words in movies
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Little Girl: Dr. Geller?
Little Girl: Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Rachel: Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: What is it?
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Oh come on! Dont be such a baby! (Goes after him)
Dr. Green: Its chicken.
Dr. Green: Thats true.
Dr. Green: (laughs) Poppy. (To Phoebe) Oh, Im gonna be a poppy. (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding?
(Dr. Green exhales in relief.)
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Dr. Green: I just called a friend of mine.
Dr. Green: I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice.
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Dr. Green: You did!
Dr. Green: You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Im gonna kill you!!
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Dr. Schiff: (entering) Hi Rachel? Im Dr. Schiff. (By the way, hes an attractive man.)
Dr. Green: What?!
Dr. Green: I dont believe this!!
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Dr. Schiff: Okay then, would you like to lie down on the table?
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Well that sounds simple enough, lets just do that.
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Dr. Long: Thats right. But if you dont want to know
Burt: (exiting from a restaurant) Dr. Geller!
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Dr. Schiff: So, are you experiencing any discomfort?
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
Dr. Long: You must be a little uncomfortable.
Dr. Long: So, eight days late huh?
(Dr. Long enters.)
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
Dr. Long: Ill be back in an hour to check you again.
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Dr. Long: Three.
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5 4
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Dr. Long: Shes gonna be fine. Okay, shes in a more difficult position so youre gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Good!
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Joey: Hi! Im Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
Dr. Long: Here she is!
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Dr. Long: Twenty-one hours, youre a hero.
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
(Dr. Connelly glares at Chandler)
Rachel: I'm on the phone! (On the phone) Dr. Wiener? (Ross and Rachel walk away)
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
Rachel: Dr. Wiener.
Receptionist: Dr. Gettleman is finishing up with a patient, he should be out shortly.
Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Dr. Miller: 1 2 (She flinches on 2 this time.)
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Monica: Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?