words in movies
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Rachel: Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
MONICA: So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, Dr. Greene, where are you going?
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: All right.
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Dr. Zane: Ready?
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part.