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(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
[Scene: Nana's Bedroom, Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet.]
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
Rachel: Man in the black dress (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of Monica and Chandlers!
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Rachel: Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
Rachel: Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Monica: This is my dress!
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Phoebe: Did you find the dress?
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Monica: So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.
Mrs. Bing: Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
ROSS: Wow!� (pause)� Wow, You look . . . uh . . .�� It's just, ah . . .�� That dress . . . uh . . .�
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
PHOEBE: (spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh.� Girl's night out indeed.
(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and Richard both stare in shock)
[Starts to walk down the aisle, unfortunately she doesn't realize that her dress is bunched up in her underwear and her butt is showing.]
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
(Phoebe walks in wearing a fancy, revealing dress, and stands before Joey)
Phoebe: (picks up a dress) Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?
Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Rachel: Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress.
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!