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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Monica enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Phoebe enters)
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Joey enters]
[Monica enters]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Kathy enters]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
(Ross enters.)
(Rachel enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Ross enters.)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
(A male nurse enters.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
(Rachel enters.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
(Danny enters.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
(A girl enters.)
(Monica enters.)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.