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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(Rachel enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Ross enters.)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
(A male nurse enters.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Danny enters.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(Joey enters.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(A girl enters.)
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
(Rachel enters with the "cat" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]