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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
(Joey enters, wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U.S. states onto the floor making a map with the states. Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
[Scene: the bar, Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters.]
(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandlers.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
(Monica enters.)
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up.]
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When Youre Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters.]
(Joey enters eating potato chips.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Monica: Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
(Joey enters dragging a guy.)
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents. Shes ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters ]
[Scene: Rachel and Joeys, Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters.]
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe enters the bathroom)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Ross: Uh yeah sure. (Enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]
Monica: Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!! (he leaves the booth) (the assistant enters the room)
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: The breakfast buffet, Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
(Dr. Long enters.)
(The next couple enters.)
Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit. Joey enters, check in hand.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
(Joey enters.)
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (enters) Hey.
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
RACHEL: [enters] Aghh.
Chandler: (Enters) Hey!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Ross enters.]
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
(Monica Enters. Chandler is in the kitchen with his laptop)
Phoebe: (Enters) Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters.]
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!