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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
(A male nurse enters.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
(Rachel enters.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
(Danny enters.)
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(Joey enters.)
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
(A girl enters.)
(Monica enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
(Rachel enters with the "cat" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
(Monica enters and her jaw drops in horror.)
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters, and Joey is standing near the chair, they have a show down to see who gets the chair and Joey wins)
PHOEBE: [enters with the three people she got out] Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
[Monica enters]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Ross's apartment the next morning. Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler enters. Ross is putting on makeup.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
[Chandler starts to leave as Janine enters]
[Rachel enters]
(Ross enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters.]
(Joey enters)
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
(Janine enters)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck.]
(A woman enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]