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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
(Joey enters, happy again.)
[Phoebe enters]
[Ross enters]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
(He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad.� Then, he stops and re-reads it.� Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey.
[Rachel enters]
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
[Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works. Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation. One of them is doing Chandler.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Monica enters from her bedroom)
[Chandler enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
(Isabella Rosselini enters)
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
[Rachel enters.]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning. Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone. Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
Phoebe: Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
(The rest of barbershop quartet enters, and joins him.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
Rachel: (she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
(Phoebe enters)
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Monica enters]
[Joey enters]
[Kathy enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
(Monica enters)