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Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
(in the hallway, Eric is moving in)
Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Eric: I-I-I dont think so.
Eric: But, he told me over the phone.
Eric: Thats weird.
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan and Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: So what do you do?
Eric: Ursula?
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Eric: Really?
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Eric: Sure.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: Two weeks ago.
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
Eric: Shes helped so many people to quit smoking.
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Eric: What?
Eric: Id better go, deal
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Eric: Bye.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
Eric: Hey beautiful.
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: Welcome back!
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Were both teachers.
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Dan Gottleib
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Adam Chase Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
Written by: Wil Calhoun & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written By: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Aaron Miller
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Originally written by Ira Ungerleider. Teleplay by Brown Mandell. Transcribed by Eric B Aasen. HTMLed by guineapig.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Patty Lin Story by: Earl Davis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Hosted by: Conan OBrien Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Written by: Chris Brown Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: guineapig, Ruth Curran, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, Josh Hodge, Dan Silverstein, and Eric Aasen.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
Eric: Great! But wh-whHow do you know where I live?
Written by: Wil Calhoun Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen