words in movies
Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
RACHEL: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
Monica: So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?
Michelle: All I ever wanted was just love him and have him love me back. I mean, am I so unlovable?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
RACHEL: Have you ever seen so much crap?
Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
ROSS: You ever figure out what that thing's for?
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
ROSS: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
RACH: OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
PHOEBE: Wow, this is it, I'm gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
ESTL: Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic?
JOEY: Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
CHANDLER: OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
CHAN: Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
ROSS: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'?
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
JOEY: Yeah really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
Monica: I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!
PHOEBE: Yeah. So um, did he ever talk about me, Phoebe?
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
PHOEBE: Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Ross: Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?
Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And Im still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
Rachel: Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Chandler: Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Chandler: Do I ever.
Phoebe: Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.
Ross: Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
Phoebe: This is the worst Christmas ever.
Ross: Seven years. I mean weve been together seven years, shes the only woman whos ever loved me, and the only woman Ive-Ive ever....
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Ross: This is the coolest house ever!!
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.