words in movies
Ross: Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?
Ross: (screaming) Everybody put their balloons down!!! (There is a temporary cease fire.) Now this is a nice suit!! (Shows everyone where he was hit.)
(Everyone applauds and he stands up slowly.)
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
[Scene: The Cooking Class, everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there.]
Chandler: Good morning everyone, it�s nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? (colleague raises hand) Yes, Ken is it?
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Singer: (singing) beside meeeee-eeee-ee. (everyone applauds her).
Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I wont spit, and I wont stare at Monicas breasts! Yknow? Everyone knows Im an ass man!
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(Everyone laughs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]
[Scene, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.]
Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
Joey: Hi everyone.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
(Everyone starts to imitate him.)
Steve: Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
(Everyone heads for the door.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
RACHEL: Um, everyone?
ROSS: Hi everyone.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Everyone goes over to comfort Monica)