words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Hi everyone.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Steve: Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
(Everyone starts to imitate him.)
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
(Everyone heads for the door.)
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
ROSS: Hi everyone.
RACHEL: Um, everyone?
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
(Everyone looks at him, confused.)
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Everyone goes over to comfort Monica)
[Everyone looks at each other in amazement.]
[Ross approaches Rachel, away from everyone else.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
[Everyone laughs]
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
[everyone is quiet, unsure if she's done or not]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
[Everyone except Joey and Chandler leave.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everyone is outside knocking.]
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
EVERYONE: Ahh.
Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats?
Mr. Geller: Now I'm depressed! ...(To everyone) Even more than I was.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.]
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]