words in movies
Phoebe: Yeah well, "excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it"!
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Monica: Excuse me?!
Monica: ..Excuse me?
Rachel: Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Jamie: Um, excuse me.
Joey: Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
Rachel: Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
Nina: Your... excuse me?
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Dr. Rosen: Excuse me?
Monica: A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?
Rachel: Would you excuse me for a second?
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me. (covers up phone; to Ross) It's about the job.
Monica: Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!
Monica: Excuse me, where are you going?
Dr. Franzblau: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need(reaches for an instrument, Rachel's hand is on it) Excuse me, could I have this?
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Rachel: Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
RACH: Hello, excuse me.
Rachel: (sifting through crowd) Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.
Ursula: Excuse me. Doesn't this come with a side salad?
STEVE: Excuse me, you're Monica Geller aren't you?
Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.
KID: Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?
ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
SUSIE: Excuse me.
JOEY: Uh, excuse me. Jerry is the director, which one's he?
RACHEL: Excuse me. Hi.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
ROSS: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
Ross: Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.
CHANDLER: Excuse me?
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
Chandler: Excuse me. Hi.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Rachel: And um, excuse me, he helps me.
Chandler: Excuse me?
Chandler: Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.
Ross: Excuse me?
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Phoebe: Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?
Ross: Excuse me?
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
Ross: Excuse me.
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.
Rachel: Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!
Ross: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Excuse me.
Passenger: Ahh, ahh, excuse me.
Man: Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Doug: Excuse me?
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Phoebe: Excuse me, is this your car?
Rachel: Excuse me?
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Ross: Excuse me?
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?