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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) I found it!
Rachel: Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: I-I-I found it interesting.
Joey: I found my identical hand twin!
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!
Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Chandler: Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Phoebe: Hey! Look who I found!
Joey: Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Monica: Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
[Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.]
Chandler: Oh thats so funny because we found someone too.
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Phoebe: Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Phoebe: (on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.
Ross: (Thinking it over) Sure! (Takes one) Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year.
Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why Ive come here to talk to you okay?
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, Im the one who found your phone.
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Richard: I found the picture!
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Ross: Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?
Phoebe: No-no! I-I I found one.
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Richard: I found the picture!
Ross: Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a parking meter.
Phoebe: (entering) Found the vest! I mean were gonna have to keep an eye on it, yknow make sure we dont lose it again
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jennys number which Monica has just dialed.]
Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Ross: Well I checked in the uh, lost and found, I talked to the manager, no-ones turned them.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Joey: I know! I found it on the street.
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?
Rachel: Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Monica: I think we found a place.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Joey: Well, hey! Well... (he takes his mug to toast Phoebe) Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world! To Phoebe and... (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? (pause) To Phoebe and Mike!
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Rachel: Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!
Chandler: I think we've found our sperm!
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Chandler: Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love.
Monica: Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]