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Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt really worth the free massage.
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
Phoebe: Its mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
Joey: Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I dont want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, Im thinking Ill probably start with that laser eye surgery too.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Joey: I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?
Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
Chandler: FREE PORN!!!
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
PHOE: Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joeys phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! Its Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)
Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.
Monica: Okay, lets start with the free messages outside the UN.
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Rachel: Now that youre on youre own, youre free to look as stupid as you like.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Joey: We've been stood up. (sniffles) And we want our free crab cakes.
Monica: So do them for free.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Mike: Oh wow! Im free for her!
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Drew: Oh, wait a second! I didnt say I wasnt free!
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Phoebe: Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless. (Luckily it isnt a long trip.) Because hes made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since hes re-established his health insurance.]
Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.
Monica: So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?
Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free!
Phoebe: Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.
Monica: Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me.
Rachel: Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. (Turns and bumps into a mounted policeman and falls) Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry! (Runs off.)
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this ones free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third ones free.
Ross: Yes! My babys finally free!
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Chandler: Then free as a bird. Whats up?
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Chandler: FREE PORN!!!
Ross: Wait a minute, I-I believe Im entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Ross: This is unbelievable. I - I have never been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way.
Monica: Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.
Phoebe: You gotta hear this, it's great... It's like free porn! (Chandler eagerly rushes over)
Phoebe: (looking angry) Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.
Phoebe: Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Phoebe: Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy grab tab and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
Ross: Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
Phoebe: I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
Phoebe: No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Rachel: Oh, come on! Ill give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.
Joey: I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!
Ross: Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.
Rachel: Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?
Phoebe: He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies.
Joey: You know those posters for the city free clinic?
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Joey: Well if its free food, how come youre charging me for it?
Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, its gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow Im conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So