words in movies
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
GANG: Hey. Hi Phoebe.
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
GANG: Joey!
GANG: Allright!
GANG: Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
[Scene: City street. The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.]
GANG: Awwwwwwww.
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer. The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well.]
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.]
Ross: (to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs all there discussing the incident.]
(The gang all looks at Phoebe.)
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
(The gang quickly hides again.)
(The gang is shocked.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all there.]
Krista: Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The thing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his crotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair.)
(The gang is stunned.)
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]
[Scene: Rosss, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
(The gang is stunned.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
Chandler: Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!!
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs. Phoebe is reading hers.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.
Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.)
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs putting their coats on to leave.]
(The gang arrives.)
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Rachel: (To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. The whole gang is there.]
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.