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Joey: What? Whats going on?
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Monica: Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Rachel: Ahh .So Wow The spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Ross: Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Rachel: Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: Going out with who?
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Chandler: This is going in your book?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Joey: I cant believe Im going to lose this job!
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.]
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Joey: Where are you going?
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Ross: Whats-whats going on?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]