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Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Mrs. Geller: Thanks for going along with this.
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) Im going to find the mens room, be right back.
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Phoebe: Because Im going to kill him
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "Id better be going."
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: (loudly) So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight!
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
(Does a Mexican dancing-thing before going to the kitchen.)
Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club.
Phoebe: (going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Monica: Where ya going?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Monica: What-whats going on?
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)
Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Chandler: You are going downer!
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Joey: Its the chick! Shes going through some changes.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Joey: (Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Phoebe: Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)