words in movies
Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Mrs. Geller: Thanks for going along with this.
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) Im going to find the mens room, be right back.
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Phoebe: Because Im going to kill him
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "Id better be going."
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
Chandler: You are going downer!
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Chandler: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
Fat Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going him y'know, your flower.
Joey: Its the chick! Shes going through some changes.
Rachel: I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay, Im going to have to kick her ass too.
Joey: (Putting his arm around her.) Im not going anywhere, sweetheart.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! Shes going to ruin the wedding!!
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Phoebe: Oh thats so great! Ohh, so whats going on now?
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Yeah, come on! Whats going in on in there? (Pats his chest.)
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Chandler: What's going on?
Chandler: So they're going on dates? When?
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Rachel: What's going on?
Joey: Doesnt seem like it's going to work, I mean
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Ross: That was going to be my next argument.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Chandler: Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth. (Chandler slyly grabs the gum from the wall and slides it back in his mouth.)
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Rachel: Okay, you know what/ Youre going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Chandler: What is going on here?
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Phoebe: I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?
MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: Joey's not going.
Phoebe: Well, it's going okay.
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just (She scowls at him.)
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Joey: Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Ross: Hey Pheebs, how's it going?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Chandler: What's going on?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?