words in movies
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is complaining about going to the clinic.]
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.
Joey: (going over to him) Well?!
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Jason: (going up to her) Hey. I was
Vince: (running over) Whoa! Hey-hey! Whats going on here? Who is this guy?
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave)
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Chandler: Where ya going?
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off]
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Phoebe: Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, lets try some uh, aversion therapy.
Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Joey: Wh-whats going on?
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Monica: How's it going with her?
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
Ross: (loudly) So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight!
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
(Does a Mexican dancing-thing before going to the kitchen.)
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Ross: Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Hey-hey, whats going on?
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
Joey: Gettin drunk and going to a strip club.
Phoebe: (going over to comfort her) Aww, Pheebs.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Monica: Well at least, Im going to mute it.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Monica: Where ya going?
Ross: I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Monica: What-whats going on?
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!