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Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Joey: I say, 'I am there!' Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
Chandler: Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Monica: Please, I'm not going for anything.
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
PHOEBE: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
Ross: What am I going to do?
Mark: What is going on?
Joey: Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.
PHOE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Ross: Whats going on?
Rachel: Where ya going?
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Phoebe: Im going to let him.
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Joey: Hey! (starts to laugh.) Hows it going?
RICHARD: Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
Chandler: Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now shes celebrating that by going on a date with him.
Joey: No! No! No! No, Im not going to punch Chandler.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.
Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know? I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Joey: Whats going on?
Ross: Thats crap!! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute)
[Scene: The Cooking Class, everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them.]
Rachel: What, whats it, whats going on?
Monica: So the going for help went well?
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Phoebe Sr: (entering) Hi! Whats going on?
Ross: Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in!! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!!
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Ross: So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Chandler: AhhhhIm not going to call you.
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Joey: (going over to him) Well?!
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Jason: (going up to her) Hey. I was
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Vince: (running over) Whoa! Hey-hey! Whats going on here? Who is this guy?
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Ross: I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- (Not looking where he is going he falls into an open grave)
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off]
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Chandler: Where ya going?
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?