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Ross: I actually had a topic in mind! Im, Im kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Phoebe: Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Chandler: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Rachel: What's going on?
Cop: Okay, so since umm, you're not going to jail tonight I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Ross: So where are we going next?
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Ross: What's going on?
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Monica: Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: Wh-wh-whats going on? Wh-whats this about L.A.?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Chandler: Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
[Scene: Phoebes apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Chandler: That's perfect! That's brilliant! (Starts going through the photo album)
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Chandler: Hey Mon, how's it going?
Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Phoebe: I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast...
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Hillary: Are you going to eat that bread?
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Janine: Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: And who else is going to be there?
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Chandler: Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Director: Whats going on over here?
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.