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Ross: I actually had a topic in mind! Im, Im kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Phoebe: Okay. Im going with you.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Ross: Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.
Monica: (entering) Whats going on?
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Ross: WhHeyWhoa-whoa, where, where you going?!
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Monica: Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Monica: Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
Phoebe: God! God! This is not going well.
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Ross: Now you are going to love these.
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Ross: Oh yeah? Youre going further down! Downtown!
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Brenda: Whats going on?!
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
(They start the attempt. Ross is going backwards and reaches the first landing. This staircase has three steps then a landing, makes a 90-degree turn, and has more steps before another landing and another 90-degree turn.)
Brenda: I think I know whats going on here.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?
Chandler: Whats going on?
Chandler: As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that Im going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Monica: (going over to him) Im so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today!
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Chandler: Im going to need a bigger boat.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Chandler: What are you going to do?
Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) Sup?
Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
<Ross and Rachel are putting baby stuff together like they're going to be going somewhere.>
Ross: Uh, Im going to take off.
Monica: Whats going on?
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Joey: Whats going on?
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! (the dog sticks his head between Joeys legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun.
Phoebe: Okay, Im going to take him back to Wendys.