words in movies
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
ROSS: Hey Joey I have to cancel racketball for tonight, that was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?
PHOEBE: OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Monica: God! If youre gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
Joey: Im gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Frank: MY SISTERS GONNA HAVE MY BABY!!!!!!!
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Tom: I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.
Chandler: All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Joshua: I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I think Im gonna wear it home.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
Chandler: Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. (Leaves)
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Ursula: Yeah! Yeah, its gonna be a small ceremony. Just family. (Phoebe looks at her.) His.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Rachel: Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I dont wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? Were gonna pick it up and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? Were gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide!
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Ross: Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
Ross: All right. All right, Im gonna do it!
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
MONICA: Yeah. You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
Joey: No, but Im gonna!
PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Carol: I was gonna say
Chandler: Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.
Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?
Monica: So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Chandler: (comforting the duck) Everythings gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Rachel: Im not gonna marry Chandler!
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Joey: I have an audition, but Ill definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Rachel: Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
Joey: All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. Im gonna go see my agent.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Monica: Because shes not gonna get to keep the babies.
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Oh, shes gonna love that!
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Chandler: Oh, so thats this is gonna work now? Youre just gonna order me around all the time?
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
Chandler: Okay, cause thats not gonna get annoying.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.