words in movies
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
ROSS: Hey Joey I have to cancel racketball for tonight, that was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?
PHOEBE: OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Monica: This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year "me"!
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Phoebe: Well, she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Monica: Joey, that is not gonna work.
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Chandler: You're gonna be great.
Phoebe: Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Phoebe: Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one (she gives him a check)
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Monica: Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
Phoebe: So you're gonna move?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're gonna be a daddy! All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna get me... A BABY! {she leaves)
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay?
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.
Chandler: I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Ross: Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!
Joey: I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.
Rachel: Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross.
Ross: Oh no. Dad! Dad! What (He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips apart.) Oh God everythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed!
Rachel: (sarcastic) Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog.
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Mike: Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Chandler: Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Ross: What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.
Rachel: Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)
Rachel: Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
Joey: Hey, Im gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! Hed even make the girl pancakes! Plus, hed make extras and leave em for me.
Rachel: (returning from calling Warren) Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. Im never gonna find anything.
Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Mackenzie: My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Monica: How is that gonna happen?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Monica: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
Joey: I was just gonna call you! That’s weird.
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Phoebe: (picking up her bag) All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?
Ross: Okay, and oh Im gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Mr Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular.
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.