words in movies
Chandler: Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Ross: Well l-look okay, its probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Sheryl okay? Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got "and guest?!"
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Phoebe: Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
Joanna: Oh, and hes got such a good heart! Doesnt he have a good heart?
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Rachel: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
Joshua: Yeah-yeah, its this huge place, and-and its got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Hums While He Pees: I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss andOh no! No! No! My God!
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Joey: You got it.
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Monica: Yep! You got the tickets?
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Ross and Monica: Dad, dad. We got it!! We Got It!!!
ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Phoebe: So nothing got ruined?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control.
Chandler: The mans got a point.
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Chandler: Well, Ive got a girl in here.
Monica: Yknow, maybe its best that we never got to do it again.
Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
Tim: Well, youve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, Im not looking for any thing serious.
Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Joey: You got married to fast.
ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Joey: Oh, that sounds like fun, but weve got a ring to find!!
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
SUSIE: OK, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?
Ross: You got it.
Phoebe: Okay, is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job! The wedding reception.
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Hotel Clerk: (watching the chase) They say he's only got half a tank left.
Rachel: Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala.
Rachel: Its a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef saut�ed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!
The Doctor: What do we got here?
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
Joey: Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children.
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I dont know, we were, we were making out.
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Rachel: Joey has got a secret peephole!
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Chloe: And the advances in collating in the past five years, I mean we just got in an X-5000, y'know. The X-5000 makes the X-50 look like a T-71.
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Ross: Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.
Phoebe: I dont know, it would totally depend on her coloring and (realizes) You got the job!!
Danny: Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.