words in movies
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
ROSS: No, no way. You've got it totally the other way around my friend. John Voit was...
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
ROSS: You got it.
CAROL: We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Phoebe: Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Monica: No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!
Monica: Nah, I got it.
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he cant straighten his fingers.)
Phoebe: He just got a divorce right?
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.
Ross: All right, bad ankle, got it!
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
Joanna: Oh, and hes got such a good heart! Doesnt he have a good heart?
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Rachel: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
Joshua: Yeah-yeah, its this huge place, and-and its got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Hums While He Pees: I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss andOh no! No! No! My God!
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Joey: You got it.
Monica: Yep! You got the tickets?
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go.
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Ross and Monica: Dad, dad. We got it!! We Got It!!!
ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control.
Chandler: The mans got a point.
Phoebe: So nothing got ruined?
Chandler: Well, Ive got a girl in here.
Monica: Yknow, maybe its best that we never got to do it again.
Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
Tim: Well, youve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Danielle: Well, I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong. And when I finally got the right one from Information, there was no answer. So I thought I'd just come down here, and make sure you were okay.
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, Im not looking for any thing serious.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.