words in movies
Monica: You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.
Joey: And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?
Monica: And Ive got the car keys.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
Joey: I know Im having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!
Joey: I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. (Calls her, then hurriedly hangs up.) I got her machine.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Joey: Maybe she never got your message.
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
[Scene: The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, whos got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan.]
Rachel: Hey. Got a second?
Waiter: Look; you got stood up, who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab cake appetizer on the house.
Danielle: You got it.
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Ross: Oh! Got em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
Ross: I got itI'm getting it!
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Rachel: I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.
Monica: Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Ross: I got it.
Susan: I got it.
Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Ross: Ok, got the vent open.
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
Chandler: Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
JOEY: Oh, hey, Monica, we've got a question.
Monica: OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...
Monica: Man's got a point.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Joey: (to Rachel): That book got me through some tough times.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Rachel: Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)
Ross: No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.
Ross: Oh, hey, hey, I got that.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.
MONICA: You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
JOEY: I got time.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JADE: I got a little drunk...and naked.
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs, whatcha got there?
MONICA: Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!
MONICA: (on phone) Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I just got a page.
CHAN: I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
JOEY: Let me get that. (to Chandler) You got five bucks?
JOEY: Hat, milk, got it.
CHANDLER: No, I got him.
JOEY: You got a better idea?
Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Rachel: No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
Joey: Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
RACH: Alright, I got it Ross.
Rachel: Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
KID: Thanks a lot. Hey Christine, I got it!
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
RACH: Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross' face)
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
FBOB: If... if you want to drink, it's OK with me, I've got to get used to it.
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
CAROL: Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.
Ross: Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
JOEY: Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
SUSIE: We've got a problem.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man! (Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross' shirt pocket.) Still got the egg, huh?
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
JOEY: Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?