words in movies
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
Rachel: Its a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef saut�ed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now. Babies.
Ross: (in his British accent) Im sorry, Ive got plans with my sister.
Chandler: Listen, Im really glad you got the part.
Phoebe: Were just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
Joey: (checks in the window to make sure it has them) Its got em!
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Guy #2: Really! You got a place upstate?
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Passerby: Maybe because youve got the keys?
ROSS: Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino’s.
Joey: (quietly) Ive got Ben.
Ross: Because, because Ive got Ben.
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Rachel: Well its mine too! What else you got?!
PHOEBE: [enters with the three people she got out] Ok, welcome to the fu-oh.
Joey: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid.
Chandler: Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Ross: Ive got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Joey: You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.
Ross: No, Susans gonna be there too. Weve got dads, weve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
Janine: Hey Joey, I got some beer for you.
Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Ross: Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Joey: (taking apart the invitation) Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! Youre at the wedding, you have to cry, "Handkerchief?" "No-no, I got my invitation."
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Phoebe: Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)
[Ross goes to look in the magazine Rachel got her recipe from.]
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Rachel: Oh yeah, I got a cat.
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Doug: (entering) Uh, I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee. Y'know, I feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight, it's not strong enough to defend itself. (Chandler does not laugh.) Did you hear what I said Bing?
Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
Joey: Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.
Ross: Got it!
Chandler: Those are my gifts, I got them for you.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Chandler: Thats what you got me?
Phoebe: (angered by the rubbing) Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, yknow? And I got nauseous.
Monica: You got it from Pottery Barn?!
Monica: Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.
Ross: It was totally flirting. "Somebody got a haircut (Makes some whiney, nasally noises.)"
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Ross: I got it at Pottery Barn!! Okay?!
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Janine: We have got to move!
Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
Rachel: He got it a flea market!
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
Joey: You got it.
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Phoebe: Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Ross: Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk
Joey: Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Phoebe: Never mind, I got it.
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Joey: Got ya. (blinks an eye)
Phoebe: And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Ross: Huh? Oh, I got this(Holds up this pink frilly thing)this!
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
Joey: Yeah you got 5 years left!
Rachel: Yeah, I got that.
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Phoebe: Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
Ross: Okay, I think I got it.
Ross: I got it!
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Monica: I got it! (She hits a forehand smash that bounces right in between Doug and Kara and scores a point.)
Monica: We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny.)