words in movies
Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Chandler: (To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!
Chandler: And I also got... two more apples.
Chandler: I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.
Chandler: I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Joey: (Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!
Chandler: I got you something from Vermont! (Sits down at the table)
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Chandler: SoYou got in voluntarily?!
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Jeannine: (to Monica) All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.
Chandler: Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, (claps his hands) banging his hands together!
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Rachel: You got fired?!
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Chandler: You got me.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.
Monica: Okay. Umm, y'know, I dont think, I dont think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Ross: Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took back.
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Chandler: Okay, okay, you got it!
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, weve got company.
Ross: Sure! Oh, and Joeys got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Chandler: Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Chandler: Wherever! Ive got like 20!
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Monica: Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
CAROL: We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Phoebe: Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
Phoebe: He just got a divorce right?
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Monica: No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
Monica: Nah, I got it.
Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he cant straighten his fingers.)
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Ross: All right, bad ankle, got it!
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.