words in movies
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Ross: Oh, come on you guys; thats funny! Yknow? Because hes needhes got like a hearing aide yknow, cause-cause yknow, cause hes all old, and
Phoebe: Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)
Joey: Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!
Ross: Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyesDo-do you want to make out?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Joey: You got porn!
Mr. Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Joey: Okay, look Im sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldnt have, but you got porn!
Chandler: I got glasses!
Ross: No one got me an engagement present.
(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)
Joey: Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: I gotI get a big pay raise!
Joey: (jumps up) WellI got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: Soon hell be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Mr. Franklin: But we really do need to find someone up here. The work is starting to pile up. Ive got a stack of documents on my desk this high. (Holds his hand at shoulder level.)
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Chandler: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Joey: Ive got cold feet.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Rachel: All right, I got 48.
Ross: Wow, how many have you got?
Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Chandler: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.
Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Monica: Well, theyre just gonna have to wait arent they? Ive only got two hands!!
Tag: Got it!
Mr. Zelner: Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
CHANDLER: Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Joey: Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!
Monica: You've got to be smooth about it.
Joey: Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)
ROSS: You got me a cola drink?
Rachel: I got it!
Chandler: Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Chandler: Skidmarks still got a way with the ladies.
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got "and guest?!"
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Joey: Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, Ive got those plans with Phoebe, why?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
Phoebe: Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Phoebe: (entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the counter)
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Joey: Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Ross: Weve got presents!
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Monica: Ross, just forget about it. This guys got you totally wedged in.
Ursula: Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Joey: Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
Rachel: (looking at the speed dial) Oh, I win! Hes got Barneys on his speed dial.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Rachel: Do you got your gracious loser face?
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Joey: Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Rachel: I didnt. I got under him.
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Joey: Yeah, I got my speech!
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Lewis: Hes got a girlfriend!
Monica: Shut up!! It just got interesting!
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Phoebe: Okay but look! Look at what I got! Its her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!