words in movies
ROSS: Monica, Monica, your guest are turning into jerky, OK.
MONICA: Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. [one of the guest opens the refrigerator] Hey, hey, hey, get in line buddy, I was next. [she opens the refrigerator and leans into it]
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
Phoebe: Okay but look! Look at what I got! Its her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!
Phoebe's Friends: (Finally noticing the guest of honour) Surprise!
Chandler: (to Joey) You couldn't be cool. (he goes to the guest bedroom)
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes! Green-blue!
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Joey: Guest.
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
Monica: All right, be my guest.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
JOEY: [to a wedding guest] How's that pig-in-the-blanket workin' out for you? [the guy nods] I wrapped those bad boys.
Guest #3: Yeah, leave!
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
Male Guest: (to the Maitre d') Good evening. (Shakes his hand)
Monica: Listen, we dont have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Monica: Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasnt invited and you got "and guest?!"
The Wedding Guest: Hi!
The Wedding Guest: Oh, I used to work with Frannie.
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
Guest #1: See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey, thanks for chipping in!
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my best guest to strain her eyes!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Joey: Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Monica: Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)
Anxious Wedding Guest: (rushing up) Thats my car!
Anxious Wedding Guest: Yes!
Joey: One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
Chandler: No, Im not mocking you, (in a mocking voice) or you beautiful guest room. (Exits.)
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
Joey: Guest.
CHANDLER: All right.� Well, I'll check the guest room.
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Chandler and Rachel.]
Chandler: Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]
Chandler: Well, thanks a lot for hookin me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
[Scene: Guest room. Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him. Ross enters the room.]
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Monica: I just dont think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!