words in movies
(Gunther is eavesdropping in the background.)
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Gunther: Good one.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Whats my last name?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: You can't.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
Joey: Hey Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Gunther: Here you go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!