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Rachel: (spinning the bottle) So, Spin the Bottle works like this: I spin the bottle, it lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. (She crawls over to where Gunther is sitting and sees the look of anticipation on Gunthers face and decides not to kiss him.) All right. Who wants to go first?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.)
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Gunther: I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
GUNTHER: There you go.
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
GUNTHER: Yeah.
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: Here you go.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Move!
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Gunther: Good one.
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.