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Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: Ill be there.
Chandler: (banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. Ive decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther dont-dont forget your shirt. (He gives Gunther his shirt and Gunther leaves.)
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Gunther: Rachel?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Gunther: Someone in here.
(Gunther walks up)
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: Are you all right?
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: What?
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Good one.
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.