words in movies
Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Gunther: (handing them the bill) Here you go.
Gunther: Ezel. (Translation: Donkey)
Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
(Ross walks up to Rachel, but Gunther gets there first.)
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Joey: Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Gunther: Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit. (hands Chandler back the cigarette.)
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Gunther: I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
GUNTHER: There you go.
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
GUNTHER: Yeah.
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
GUNTHER: What?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
Gunther: Rachel?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Gunther: When's your birthday?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Move!
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]