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Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: Good one.
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: I dont know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Gunther: Okay.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Joey: Hey Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?