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Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Monica: I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Chandler: Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issacs sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebes friends with Rachel. And thats the trail, I did it!
Phoebe: Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
Rachel: You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
Rachel: Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.
Chandler: Well, I didnt do anything. I didnt want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Joey: Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]
Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!
Ross: This guy could be my babys stepfather!
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Tall Guy: No I dont think so.
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that youre dancing with.
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Tall Guy: Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
(The director pushes the Tall Guy away)
Joey: Alright, alright, hey yknow fair is fair, (he pretends to wash his hands) if youre right, youre right, what can I say, but hey oh no! (He throws water on the guys pants)
Tall Guy: Shes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Tall Guy: Look, are you dating this girl you came with?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.
Phoebe: My guy has great teeth!
Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: My guy is well read.
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Chandler: Our guy has great hair.
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Chandler: Our guy smells incredible.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Phoebe: Maybe it was the guy.
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is still ringing her bell. A guy puts some change into the bucket.]
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
First Dorm Guy: Attack!