words in movies
Phoebe: These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
GUY: What're you doing?
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.
CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Guy: Wh..
Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Guy: Sorry.
Guy: You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
Guy: Not really.
Guy: Yeah, okay.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
[they all run off after the guy]
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
Guy: I-I think Im gonna look around a little bit more.
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.