words in movies
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Phoebe: Maybe it was the guy.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is still ringing her bell. A guy puts some change into the bucket.]
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
First Dorm Guy: Attack!
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: Yeah! That guys all right!
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Guy: Uhh .
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Guy: Gotcha. (he and his helper walk in carrying the racecar bed.)
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
The "Hey Guy" Guy: Hey guy!
Chandler: Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thought I thought you were a good guy.
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
Guy: (walking past Earls desk) Hey guy!
Ross: Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Rachel: "Oh my God, I cant find a boyfriend! So I guess Ill just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"
The Woman Dealer: Which guy?
Rachel: Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
(The cute guys phone rings.)
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Joey: And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Guy: Hi! Its Tom, Im here to pick up the phone.
The Cute Guy: (To Monica) Hi!
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
Ross: No, hey-hey, come on, (He grabs Ben and sits him on his lap) Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you.
Phoebe: You sound like a guy.
Phoebe: Well for the regular guy, its bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!