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Joey: Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Joey: I know! Im sorry! The guys drunk, they wont let me go until we get this.
Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.]
Monica: I mean, that's a typical guy response.
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Ross: I'm not a nice guy.
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
Guy: Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.)
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Phoebe: Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...
Monica: You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Rachel: Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Ross: The screaming guy?
Julie: ...and this guy...
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Guy: No thanks.
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?
JOEY: The guy still won't put out, huh?
Chandler: Well, you owe me one, big guy.
Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
GUY: What.
GUY: Hang on.
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
Guy: Yeah. All right. (They guy gets his sample and leaves.)
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
GRANDMOTHER: Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
[Some guy at another table starts choking]
ROSS: That guy Lipson?
RACHEL: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
[Some guy has entered.]
PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
JOEY: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
GUY: What're you doing?
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.