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Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Joey: Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
[Cut to the guys]
Joey: Hey guys!
Ross: Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
Joey: Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?
Ross: (from across the wall) Walls are pretty thin, guys!
Ross: Oh, thanks guys!
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Monica: C'mon guys, it'll be fun!
Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Ross: I don't know you guys.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
Ross: No, no, no, this weekend guys!
Monica: Come on guys! Lets go! Come on, its second down.
JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.
Ross: Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
(The guys start laughing harder.)
Phoebe: You guys!! Come on!
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
Monica: All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
MONICA: So'd you guys have fun?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you guys okay?
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Phoebe: Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Chandler: Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are: Theyre are no rules.
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
The Guys: Pete?!
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
The Guys: Yeah!
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
PHOEBE: Hey. Watcha guys doin?
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Bonnie: (joining them) Hey guys.
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
Phoebe: (at the window) Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!
Ross: Its heads. (The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Guys, guys, guess who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to stop the fighting.)
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Mr. Treeger:: You want me to kick you guys out instead?