words in movies
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Paul: I had a sister.
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Chandler: I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.
Jill: (entering, carrying a bunch of shopping bags) I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy. (Sets them down.)
Monica: (entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Joey: I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Ross: Ive had better.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Joey: Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Chandler: Well thats not fair, youve already had some!
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Phoebe: I just like him so much that I just feel like Ive had 10 drinks today and Ive only had six.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Phoebe: Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time she and I yknow kissed a little bit.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
Phoebe: Ive had better.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Rachel: Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing, Im just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. (To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...