words in movies
Ross: Hey, remember when I had a monkey?
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
Joey: (in his head) 2,000 bucks is a lot of money. Oh, I wish I had a twin. Where could I find someone who looks exactly like me? (The camera widens its shot to reveal a room full of Joey look-a-likes. Joey looks at the guy next to him and then back at his script.)
Chandler: I wish I had smoked for my career
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Rachel: Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt shes even had time to
Joey: (reads it) Oh, I cant believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, yknow? And it wouldnt matter. Now I gotta be careful?!
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
CHAN: I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Monica: Is it the same thing that Chandler had?
Ross: I-I had to show Chandler something?
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldnt have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Rachel: Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Rachel: No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.
Joey: I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Yknow, everywhere I look shes like (He imitates her stretching)
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Joey: You forget how many great songs Heart had.
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Rachel: Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Rachel: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Paul: I had a sister.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Chandler: I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Jill: (entering, carrying a bunch of shopping bags) I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy. (Sets them down.)
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Monica: (entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Joey: I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Ross: Ive had better.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Joey: Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.