words in movies
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Ross: I do-I do not have a boyfriend. Theres a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.
Monica: Phoebe, its okay. You dont have to tip toe around me. I-Ive been thinking about it and umm, yknow what? Im okay about not having that new relationship feeling
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Rachel: I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
Rachel: Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?
Monica: Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Jessica Ashley: (shocked) Oh my God! I won! Do you have any idea what this means?! (She rolls her eyes and throws it onto the couch.)
Monica: Just, I love you so much. Just Its just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Monica: Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Chandler: Okay. (Youll have to see it, I cant describe the face he makes, but it isnt good.)
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Passenger #1: Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange!
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Ross: Yeah, its hard okay, I only have two spots left.
Phoebe: I dont have time for this.
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Chandler: Oh, I think I have the cash.
Ross: Okay look, theres nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. Theres a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Rachel: Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I dont wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)
Ross: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...
MONICA: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
PHOEBE: Alright, I'm sorry but these people needed me. They work hard all week, it's Saturday night, they deserve to have a little fun. Go.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Joey: (whispering) No, I really have to pee.
CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Phoebe: All right, I have ya. Oh God.
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. (to Ross) We really, really have to do something about that.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesnt work.
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Lorraine: (to waiter) Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
Phoebe: (to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.
Chandler: Okay, Im not gonna have one.
Chandler: I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Chandler: Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions.
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Flight Attendant: Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.
Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Joey: Does it have to be a whole day?
Ross: I know! Im saying you have to watch them all the time.
Chandler: Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare. (kisses him) Okay, that was about seven seconds.
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
CHANDLER: Ok, you can have it. [He licks it and offers it to her.]
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Joey: Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, Ill let you have her.
Chandler: Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didnt I wouldnt have a shot?
PHOEBE: Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?
Monica: No its not! You want it, youre gonna have to win it!
Joey: See? Thats a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) Youre changing it!
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Chandler: Well, you dont you have Captain Hook explain it to her.
Monica: I cant believe it! Shes asleep! I got her to go to sleep! I have actual magical powers!
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...
Chandler: Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
Joey: Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.
Chandler: Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?
Chandler: Something else I might have said?
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.
Ross: I dont have too. I can just look at you.
Chandler: You dont even have a car!
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
MONICA: Nooo! Never! I mean, we're living in the moment. God, it is so nice for once to not have to get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'
CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...[Eddie forces his head in the door] Ahhh. Have we met?
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Phoebe: Well, youre just gonna have to try.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
MR. DOUGLAS: I have a family, I'm gonna be here.
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)