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Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.
Phoebe: Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you.
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Joey: (entering) He's back! The peeper's back!
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
Rachel: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
PHOEBE: He's even kind of cute.
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
PHOE: No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.
JOEY: Maybe he's. . . gay.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
ROSS: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
RACHEL: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
CHANDLER: Wait, wait, wait. [Opens the top of the dish soap he's holding]
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
TILLY: He's kind of intense huh?
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
JOEY: Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause he's yummy.
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
JOEY: Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
MNCA: [grabs waiter as he's leaving] I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.
MR. GELLER: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
MONICA: Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
[Chandler's. He's playing foosball by himself.]
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Chandler: He's got nothing!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.
Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Phoebe: Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.
Phoebe: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)
Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
ROSS: Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.
MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
MONICA: [to Ross] Looks like he's playin' baseball.
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
He's finally happy with that and walks away.]
Ross: Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.